Goodnight terrible bloated fungoid abominations creeping over the moon in an attempt to steal the dreams and sanity of all mankind and envelope us all in nightmares and madness.
Goodnight noises coming from beyond the veil of sleep where hungry beasts slurp and howl at every corner as they slowly break down the boundaries beyond worlds
i hate the new tumblr update so much like whos idea was it to just hide embedded images
FUCK YOU GRAWLY FUCK YOU FUCK OFF
if you dorks love bacon so much just fucking transmogrify into the crap. literally become bacon. thats what u want isnt it
"you only post selfies for the attention"
everything I do is for attention
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns