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Anita Dickenme

Suck the dick 4 meth like a real woman would

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via sourslut)

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Posted
9 hours ago
zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

(Source: blazepress, via sourslut)

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Posted
9 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Would you rather listen to Brittany Spears on repeat for an hour, or have to look at Bruce Jenner for half a minute.


Answer:

pmon3y69:

i do both of those things every day i dont understand how thats bad

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Posted
1 week ago

kindofsharethat:

waiting for the tumblr video player to load

image

(via sourslut)

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1 week ago
whitepeoplestealingculture:

rumour:

also my friend sent me this yesterday

OMFA

whitepeoplestealingculture:

rumour:

also my friend sent me this yesterday

OMFA

(via hi)

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1 week ago

powerranged:

zooeydeschannoying:

kylie jenner turns to vine for screen time because she gets none on keeping up with the kardashians

just curious has she ever done anything wrong or are yall just mad cause shes cuter and richer than you?

(Source: kendellsjenner, via queernipple)

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1 week ago

kimmacious:

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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I think it’s hilarious that so many men think rejection is something that only happens to them and that women can’t possibly know what it’s like to feel unwanted.

(via egberts)

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1 week ago

james-morixrty:

i get so confused when parents dont accept their teens asexuality like?? you dont want them to have sex ?,?? but when they dont want to have sex you flip out?/,?? like?? ,? choose a side?,? ?

(via egberts)

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1 week ago
fahbulus:

northwesternprep:

metephor:

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

Reblogged this 193773 times I don’t care

PUPPY GON LIVE

fahbulus:

northwesternprep:

metephor:

GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM THE DOCTOR CANCER FREE TODAY :))))))

Reblogged this 193773 times I don’t care

PUPPY GON LIVE

(via queernipple)

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Posted
1 week ago
me:*accidentally clicks something*
me:*drags it across the screen so it can't open*
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1 week ago